1 00:00:09,060 --> 00:00:11,280 Mysterious attacks on villages in England. 2 00:00:14,860 --> 00:00:16,079 And in Pran. 3 00:00:19,180 --> 00:00:20,180 Fire! 4 00:00:22,140 --> 00:00:23,840 Attacks by Russian soldiers. 5 00:00:24,080 --> 00:00:25,080 Fire! 6 00:00:27,820 --> 00:00:29,640 Soldiers out of cold storage. 7 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:40,180 And controlling them, the sinister Colonel Stanislaw. 8 00:00:43,340 --> 00:00:45,320 And against him, Troy. 9 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:47,180 It's 1945. 10 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:52,320 Russian ambassador and an old friend. I like Paris. 11 00:00:53,860 --> 00:00:55,360 The attacks were contained. 12 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:01,060 Then suddenly... World War III. 13 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:14,820 Well, Martin, seems it isn't all over. Another attack. 14 00:01:15,260 --> 00:01:17,960 Must be an isolated group, overlooked by the parents. 15 00:01:18,460 --> 00:01:20,300 Perhaps. One way to find out. 16 00:02:51,470 --> 00:02:52,470 Just two. 17 00:02:52,850 --> 00:02:53,850 I was right. 18 00:02:54,230 --> 00:02:55,830 An isolated pocket of resistance. 19 00:02:56,490 --> 00:02:57,730 One of them was carrying it. 20 00:02:59,210 --> 00:03:01,030 Yes, no matter their targets were here. 21 00:03:01,810 --> 00:03:02,810 What about this? 22 00:03:03,710 --> 00:03:05,150 Used to be an ammunition dump. 23 00:03:05,710 --> 00:03:06,710 And this? 24 00:03:06,850 --> 00:03:07,990 Used to be a barracks. 25 00:03:08,270 --> 00:03:09,270 Used to be? 26 00:03:09,710 --> 00:03:11,890 Seems to be the operative word, doesn't it, Colonel? 27 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:16,050 Small army with out -of -date equipment attacking out -of -date targets. 28 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,610 Maybe they've been out of radio contact for a while. 29 00:03:18,870 --> 00:03:19,870 Like 30 years? 30 00:03:21,260 --> 00:03:24,140 We'll find out when we interrogate the prisoners. 31 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:42,640 I regret, Colonel Martin, there are no prisoners left to interrogate. But they 32 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:43,640 were prisoners of war. 33 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:46,380 Who was responsible for such barbarity? 34 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:50,440 Age. Just age, Colonel. They all died the natural death. 35 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:51,880 See for yourself. 36 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:53,880 Hello, Mike. 37 00:04:03,180 --> 00:04:04,380 They're all the same. 38 00:04:05,060 --> 00:04:06,800 But... but how? 39 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:09,780 Why? Total degeneration. 40 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:11,720 Gambit speciality. 41 00:04:12,340 --> 00:04:16,860 A speeded -up process of senility. That is the how of it, Colonel. The why, I'm 42 00:04:16,860 --> 00:04:17,819 still working on. 43 00:04:17,820 --> 00:04:18,820 Any more bugs? 44 00:04:19,339 --> 00:04:21,339 Yes, those I have examined so far. 45 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:25,040 On autopsy, I've removed from the skull of several of the dead men this. 46 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:28,700 Some kind of radio device. 47 00:04:30,060 --> 00:04:31,540 Transmitter? Receiver? 48 00:04:33,020 --> 00:04:35,980 We will have our electronic experts check it out. 49 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:43,820 This is more like it. 50 00:04:44,460 --> 00:04:46,120 I really feel I'm back in France now. 51 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:51,020 Can we do something special this evening? 52 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:53,420 A nouvelle exposition, ah, Bobo? 53 00:04:54,780 --> 00:04:55,780 Yes, yes. 54 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:57,520 Comedy for our stairs. 55 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,860 You said that with a positive lack of enthusiasm. 56 00:05:01,940 --> 00:05:02,940 Monsieur? 57 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:08,100 You're worried, aren't you? 58 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:10,200 Care to share it? 59 00:05:11,260 --> 00:05:12,260 World War III. 60 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,480 The Russian ambassador? 61 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:14,860 That's what he said, World War III. 62 00:05:15,100 --> 00:05:16,560 But not with any conviction, did he? 63 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:18,520 I don't know. 64 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:21,180 Call him back and ask him. I can't. 65 00:05:21,740 --> 00:05:23,920 Toy is ideologically opposed to me. 66 00:05:24,580 --> 00:05:25,820 He's a good friend to Boo. 67 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,660 It would only embarrass him if I called him. 68 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:31,140 So you've got to wait for him to call you. 69 00:05:36,140 --> 00:05:39,880 Well, reading between the lines, the danger is over. 70 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:41,279 You think so? 71 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:47,060 The French authorities have rounded up or killed 250 of our secret army, our 72 00:05:47,060 --> 00:05:48,060 brave men. 73 00:05:49,530 --> 00:05:51,550 Unfortunate that they had to end up in such a way. 74 00:05:52,610 --> 00:05:54,710 But it is better for all of us in the long run. 75 00:05:55,990 --> 00:05:59,210 It might easily have escalated into another world war. 76 00:05:59,510 --> 00:06:00,510 Yes. 77 00:06:00,770 --> 00:06:02,110 Anyway, it is over. 78 00:06:03,810 --> 00:06:05,010 250 men. 79 00:06:06,370 --> 00:06:09,330 That was our entire force, was it not? 80 00:06:10,130 --> 00:06:11,550 Our entire force. 81 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:17,480 You'll be able to return to Moscow now, Colonel? 82 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:23,180 Oh, I think I shall stay a day or two, sample the dubious delights of Western 83 00:06:23,180 --> 00:06:24,180 decadence. 84 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,000 Bonjour. 85 00:06:38,220 --> 00:06:39,600 Remember Dr. Lepage? 86 00:06:39,820 --> 00:06:42,380 It seems that she and I share the same interest in... 87 00:06:43,980 --> 00:06:46,940 I'm sure that you'll find that you and Steed also have much in common. 88 00:06:49,620 --> 00:06:51,900 Unfortunately, Gambit and I have other things to do. 89 00:06:53,820 --> 00:06:55,380 Wipe swapping in broad daylight. 90 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:58,180 The world is changing. 91 00:06:59,140 --> 00:07:01,440 Now, just a minute. She's with me. 92 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:02,880 Steed's a gentleman. 93 00:07:03,100 --> 00:07:04,100 That's disputable. 94 00:07:05,580 --> 00:07:10,000 Ah, well, as you said, there's other things to do. It's scavery. It's 95 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,760 gone to your head, and you finally decided to let me... Work. 96 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:15,220 Work to do. Work. 97 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Steed's worried. 98 00:07:17,140 --> 00:07:18,140 So am I. 99 00:07:18,380 --> 00:07:20,900 Look, we've got to check out every single dead soldier. 100 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:30,300 These are the personal effects of every man. 101 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:45,040 A cable from Comrade Toy. 102 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:48,040 From our embassy in Paris. 103 00:07:58,060 --> 00:07:59,820 Get me Toy on the phone immediately. 104 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:01,920 A scrambled line. 105 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,980 Comrade Kirov, the number was quite clear. 106 00:08:30,220 --> 00:08:31,220 250 men. 107 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:33,580 You told Colonel Stanislav this? 108 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:39,840 Yes. Is something wrong, comrade? Very wrong. The full complement of our secret 109 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:46,460 army was 252. The two missing men are undoubtedly K agents on special 110 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:50,820 assignment. One of them is Stanislav's own father. 111 00:08:51,460 --> 00:08:52,820 Where is the colonel? 112 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:55,820 Out at the moment. Prepare papers of arrest. 113 00:08:56,459 --> 00:08:58,060 Arrest him as soon as he returns. 114 00:08:58,580 --> 00:08:59,700 Yes, I... 115 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:06,960 What 116 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:10,900 would a Russian soldier be doing with a deposit slip in his boot? 117 00:09:11,620 --> 00:09:14,420 And a very old one of that, of every 1946. 118 00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:16,160 Entrepot Sincere. 119 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:23,300 Two of you have been selected as K -agents for special assignment. 120 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:25,140 You will be activated. 121 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:29,640 at the same time as the conventional fighting units, but you will not be 122 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:32,300 awakened until at least 48 hours later. 123 00:10:22,370 --> 00:10:24,310 Hey, Monsieur, what you doing here? 124 00:10:24,510 --> 00:10:25,510 This is private. 125 00:10:55,660 --> 00:10:59,140 I don't really know what we're doing here. We're helping Steed not to worry. 126 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:02,060 Or we're pushing him towards nervous breakdown. 127 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:07,120 Dead. 128 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,200 Stabbed. 129 00:11:13,380 --> 00:11:14,380 Burned. 130 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:16,880 Soldiers. 131 00:11:20,340 --> 00:11:21,340 Square one. 132 00:11:32,970 --> 00:11:35,410 Do you realize that the fourth depository will be in soon? 133 00:11:35,650 --> 00:11:37,030 And there are nine more to go. 134 00:11:37,310 --> 00:11:40,070 Could we have to... We have to stop Steve, Mary. 135 00:11:40,390 --> 00:11:41,390 Allons -y. 136 00:12:01,230 --> 00:12:04,930 You are a brave man, Colonel, but also a foolish one. 137 00:12:06,170 --> 00:12:07,610 Moscow contacted you. 138 00:12:08,710 --> 00:12:09,710 252 men. 139 00:12:10,050 --> 00:12:12,450 Why did you not speak about the other two men? 140 00:12:13,390 --> 00:12:17,950 Because... Because between them, they are the key to the whole situation. 141 00:12:19,430 --> 00:12:20,970 250 fighting men. 142 00:12:22,010 --> 00:12:23,010 Dead, yes. 143 00:12:23,590 --> 00:12:24,590 Expendable, yes. 144 00:12:25,090 --> 00:12:27,570 But their task was always just to harass. 145 00:12:28,370 --> 00:12:30,210 But the 2K agents... 146 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:31,440 They could start it. 147 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:32,760 Start what? 148 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:34,060 World War III. 149 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:35,880 It has to come, comrade. 150 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:39,420 We all know that. And it is the aggressor who will win it. 151 00:12:39,700 --> 00:12:42,120 No one will win a third world war. 152 00:12:42,780 --> 00:12:45,180 None will survive to be the victors. I know that. 153 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:48,940 And happily, now, so do the powers that be in Moscow. 154 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:50,720 Milk and water, men. 155 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:52,040 Sensible men. 156 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,400 Responsible men. 157 00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:57,260 I am making out a warrant for your arrest, colonel. 158 00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:58,880 You will return home. 159 00:12:59,370 --> 00:13:00,370 To stand trial. 160 00:13:06,970 --> 00:13:08,390 Colonel Toy is under arrest. 161 00:13:08,650 --> 00:13:10,710 Special orders from Moscow. No, you fool. 162 00:13:11,010 --> 00:13:12,290 It is he you must arrest. 163 00:13:12,690 --> 00:13:13,970 You can read, I suppose. 164 00:13:14,630 --> 00:13:15,890 An official document of arrest. 165 00:13:16,150 --> 00:13:17,510 And whose name do you see upon it? 166 00:13:17,950 --> 00:13:21,610 You lock him away and keep him incommunicado until further orders. 167 00:13:21,890 --> 00:13:23,630 No, Colonel, you cannot do this. 168 00:13:23,850 --> 00:13:24,850 Take him away. 169 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:29,080 After him. Kill him. 170 00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:30,380 Now, next. 171 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:32,540 Rue Saint -Laurent. 172 00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:35,300 Les entrepôts marchons, s 'il vous plaît. 173 00:15:13,089 --> 00:15:14,490 Gambit. Empty. 174 00:15:15,910 --> 00:15:16,910 Not quite. 175 00:15:18,110 --> 00:15:19,110 A bullet? 176 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:20,250 No ordinary bullet. 177 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:22,190 Long -range magnum. Explosive tip. 178 00:15:23,430 --> 00:15:24,870 An assassin's bullet. 179 00:16:10,460 --> 00:16:17,080 Toy. Steve, I must talk to you. Without saying hello, without taking my hand in 180 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:18,860 comradeship. This is urgent. 181 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:20,300 Well, it must be now. 182 00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:21,859 Come through. 183 00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:25,900 I'm just mixing myself a scotch and soda, and you look as though you could 184 00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:27,260 one. Steve. 185 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,540 There's an old Western custom. 186 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:35,820 Scotch whiskey inside. 187 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,580 Optimistic glow outside. 188 00:16:49,839 --> 00:16:52,320 Now, what is it? World War III again? 189 00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:54,500 It could be, if we don't move fast. 190 00:16:55,060 --> 00:16:56,420 Tell me from the top. 191 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,340 It was in the old days of the Cold War. 192 00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:06,460 We did not know which way the West would jump. 193 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,160 So we decided to stay one jump ahead. 194 00:17:09,619 --> 00:17:13,560 So we planted a small army in every European country. 195 00:17:14,319 --> 00:17:15,319 Planted? 196 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,160 Sleepers? Literally. 197 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,579 A method of suspended animation. 198 00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:23,859 Guerrilla fighters hidden away in various storehouses. 199 00:17:24,099 --> 00:17:24,739 Uh -huh. 200 00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:28,260 All of them sleeping a scientifically induced sleep. 201 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:31,980 All to be awakened when or if the time came. 202 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:35,080 Awakened by a radio. A radio signal. 203 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,040 A transmitter buried in the plane. 204 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,560 Yes. How did you know? 205 00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:43,260 I can still put two and two together. 206 00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:44,580 And make six. 207 00:17:46,510 --> 00:17:48,410 You are my kind of man, Steve. 208 00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:49,569 Go on. 209 00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:54,190 The radio signal was to be sent from one of our satellites in orbit. 210 00:17:54,730 --> 00:17:58,030 The system would only be used in the event of impending war. 211 00:17:58,290 --> 00:17:59,290 Strike first. 212 00:17:59,810 --> 00:18:04,890 Steal a march on us from behind the lines. Yes, but something went wrong. 213 00:18:05,190 --> 00:18:06,029 Uh -huh. 214 00:18:06,030 --> 00:18:07,130 A wire crossed. 215 00:18:07,610 --> 00:18:11,850 A transistor fused. I don't know. All I know is that the signal was triggered 216 00:18:11,850 --> 00:18:13,610 while the satellite was over France. 217 00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:17,710 Hence the small war that we're involved in now. 218 00:18:26,130 --> 00:18:27,670 There's something else, isn't there? 219 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:31,790 The guerrillas have been overcome by the soldiers, but there's still something 220 00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:32,790 else. 221 00:18:33,290 --> 00:18:35,170 Two K agents at large. 222 00:18:35,550 --> 00:18:36,690 K agents? 223 00:18:37,230 --> 00:18:39,310 K for kill, in any language. 224 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:43,270 Two highly trained assassins with specific targets. 225 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:48,380 If either were to reach those tunnels, our countries, the whole world, would be 226 00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:49,980 plunged into irrevocable war. 227 00:18:58,600 --> 00:18:59,680 What target? 228 00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:04,180 Joy! 229 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,720 Only you can save the world. 230 00:19:41,230 --> 00:19:43,130 Stay back, or she dies. 231 00:19:43,990 --> 00:19:45,610 You're going to have to kill us both anyway. 232 00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:47,330 We're witnesses. 233 00:19:52,370 --> 00:19:54,510 A bullet can be beaten. 234 00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:59,630 It travels at upwards of 1 ,000 miles per hour, but it can be beaten, 235 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:02,630 anticipated, deflected. 236 00:20:02,890 --> 00:20:07,150 I've only seen it done once, but it can be done. 237 00:20:19,210 --> 00:20:22,850 Most stupidest, most ridiculous, most beautiful thing I've seen. 238 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,130 Never mind. 239 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:26,390 Steve. 240 00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:39,370 Straight through the heart. 241 00:20:41,870 --> 00:20:43,310 He taught us everything we know. 242 00:20:44,770 --> 00:20:45,770 He was good. 243 00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:47,810 And honest. 244 00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:50,420 And true. 245 00:20:52,060 --> 00:20:53,180 And he's still alive. 246 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,720 He can't be. How can he be? 247 00:20:58,680 --> 00:20:59,820 Because I'm a gentleman. 248 00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:09,000 I don't smoke myself. 249 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:15,300 But I carry them around for those of my friends who foolishly do. 250 00:21:19,340 --> 00:21:20,340 This is delightful. 251 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,080 But we should get our priorities right. 252 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,940 Stopping World War III comes first. Don't you think? 253 00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:35,900 He was my friend. 254 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:48,940 He came to warn me. 255 00:21:49,860 --> 00:21:51,020 And he lost his life. 256 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:55,760 He wanted to warn you. 257 00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:57,160 But warn you of what? 258 00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:00,100 Two assassins with top priority targets. 259 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:03,040 Hmm. I don't know. Didn't tell me. 260 00:22:03,340 --> 00:22:04,560 Perhaps it wasn't so vital. 261 00:22:05,380 --> 00:22:08,040 Well, so far all the targets have been 30 years out of date. 262 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,800 There are some targets that never change. 263 00:22:22,730 --> 00:22:24,070 I know you don't believe me. 264 00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:26,810 In fact, I find it hard to believe myself. 265 00:22:28,570 --> 00:22:33,670 Agents planted 30 years ago satellite signals that went wrong. 266 00:22:33,990 --> 00:22:34,990 Exactly. 267 00:22:35,170 --> 00:22:38,550 In fact, what we're up against, gentlemen, is an accident. 268 00:22:39,430 --> 00:22:41,310 Their ambassador told you all this. 269 00:22:42,170 --> 00:22:43,270 But he is dead. 270 00:22:43,790 --> 00:22:45,650 So it is an unconfirmed report. 271 00:22:46,410 --> 00:22:47,410 Steve has confirmed. 272 00:22:47,770 --> 00:22:52,380 Yes. Yes, we have our English friend's word on it, but... It remains 273 00:22:52,380 --> 00:22:54,000 by a French thought. 274 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:58,680 It fits the facts, as I know them. The facts we have from you, Colonel, are 275 00:22:58,680 --> 00:22:59,679 still under review. 276 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:04,400 But... Grateful as we are for English friends' interest, I see no reason to 277 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,140 alarm the President or the Premier of an unconfirmed report. 278 00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:12,480 But we could send a memo to security, tell them to tighten up their vigilance. 279 00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:18,120 What happened? 280 00:23:20,110 --> 00:23:23,030 They're going to send a message or a memo to security. 281 00:23:23,910 --> 00:23:25,130 You're right to say. 282 00:23:26,730 --> 00:23:28,030 So, we're on our own now? 283 00:23:28,630 --> 00:23:29,630 Not quite. 284 00:23:31,330 --> 00:23:32,790 I believe you, Steed. 285 00:23:34,050 --> 00:23:35,390 Officially, my hands are tied. 286 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:37,790 Unofficially? 287 00:23:38,670 --> 00:23:40,090 Let's have a council of war. 288 00:23:42,370 --> 00:23:46,090 Well, while you're discussing the campaign, I think I'll take another look 289 00:23:46,090 --> 00:23:47,090 the battlefield. 290 00:23:47,890 --> 00:23:48,890 A museum. 291 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:50,280 General Gaspard. 292 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:36,740 He was a revered and gallant soldier. 293 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:39,580 He was a true son of France. 294 00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:42,300 He was. 295 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:46,140 Found these on the assassin's body. 296 00:25:46,980 --> 00:25:48,420 Another out -of -date target. 297 00:25:49,660 --> 00:25:54,080 Out -of -date or not, he will be buried with full military honors. 298 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,420 He lived like a soldier. 299 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,880 And certainly died like one. 300 00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:01,580 One being the operative word. 301 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,040 Two K agents. 302 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,360 One down. 303 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,720 And still one left to find. 304 00:26:12,060 --> 00:26:14,880 That is every liquor we stock, monsieur. 305 00:26:16,020 --> 00:26:19,000 Monsieur is making some kind of wager? 306 00:26:20,180 --> 00:26:25,860 Monsieur is making some sort of publicity? 307 00:26:28,540 --> 00:26:30,920 Monsieur is making up for lost time. 308 00:26:35,370 --> 00:26:37,430 This is a new liqueur. New? 309 00:26:37,750 --> 00:26:43,630 No. It has been on the market for, I don't know, 25 years, even more. 310 00:26:44,050 --> 00:26:45,670 Exactly. New. 311 00:26:52,590 --> 00:26:54,010 Excess is not pleasure. 312 00:26:55,190 --> 00:26:57,250 Pleasure is one degree below excess. 313 00:26:57,970 --> 00:27:00,910 You were telling me that when I was just a child. 314 00:27:02,310 --> 00:27:03,310 Father. 315 00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:09,500 Dear father, it's hard to understand. I know, I know. 316 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,380 The old wooden house below the steps. 317 00:27:12,780 --> 00:27:15,400 The sound of the vulgar in the full flood of spring. 318 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:22,600 And like glazed glass, in winter, our skates would make a sort of snore as we 319 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,380 went across to collect the hot bread from Mother Zaborski. 320 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:32,100 My first pair of skates you made for me with your own hands, father. 321 00:27:39,689 --> 00:27:41,350 Stanislav, my son. 322 00:27:46,530 --> 00:27:50,750 The world is changing, but not for the better. 323 00:27:52,570 --> 00:27:54,950 Stanislav, but how? 324 00:27:55,630 --> 00:28:00,290 I waited outside the warehouse until you awakened, father. 325 00:28:00,870 --> 00:28:03,130 Since then, I have followed you. 326 00:28:03,570 --> 00:28:06,210 Give me a good man to protect my back. 327 00:28:08,970 --> 00:28:11,050 And I shall march forward without fear. 328 00:28:12,130 --> 00:28:13,130 I remember. 329 00:28:16,970 --> 00:28:17,970 Stanislav. 330 00:28:18,810 --> 00:28:20,150 You have grown strong. 331 00:28:20,690 --> 00:28:22,070 I have grown old. 332 00:28:22,610 --> 00:28:26,290 But you, father, you are still youthful. Full of purpose. 333 00:28:27,450 --> 00:28:28,450 The war? 334 00:28:29,030 --> 00:28:31,910 If I have been awakened... The war is very close. 335 00:28:32,310 --> 00:28:34,930 It will start very soon. I promise you. 336 00:28:36,910 --> 00:28:37,910 And Minsky. 337 00:28:38,510 --> 00:28:41,730 The other K -agent is here. Minsky is dead. 338 00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:50,770 But he didn't die fruitlessly. 339 00:28:51,250 --> 00:28:52,870 He achieved his aim. 340 00:28:57,430 --> 00:29:00,830 This General Gaspar, he was important? 341 00:29:01,210 --> 00:29:04,110 Important, respected, loved. 342 00:29:04,650 --> 00:29:07,270 He will be buried with full military honor. 343 00:29:07,940 --> 00:29:08,980 Good, good. 344 00:29:10,180 --> 00:29:14,540 Ah, Stanislav, even in the old days you outstripped me. 345 00:29:15,740 --> 00:29:21,820 The day you gave the final briefing, you were a captain then, and I merely a 346 00:29:21,820 --> 00:29:23,960 sergeant major. I am a colonel now. 347 00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:26,500 Oh, you have done well, my son. 348 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,940 You will do even better, my father. 349 00:29:30,940 --> 00:29:33,900 It is unfortunate. 350 00:29:34,810 --> 00:29:37,710 Very unfortunate that General Gaspar is dead. 351 00:29:38,310 --> 00:29:39,450 Particularly for him. 352 00:29:40,650 --> 00:29:42,510 It will mean a funeral, of course. 353 00:29:42,770 --> 00:29:46,390 Unless we bring in a taxi dentist and have him stepped. 354 00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:51,370 Colonel Martin, your sense of humor is, to say the least, most odd. 355 00:29:51,730 --> 00:29:53,410 Your English friends, perhaps. 356 00:29:54,530 --> 00:29:58,510 Gaspar's death is unfortunate because it would mean altering the President's 357 00:29:58,510 --> 00:30:01,810 itinerary. He will have to attend the funeral, of course. 358 00:30:02,650 --> 00:30:06,690 Naturally, Gaspar was the true son of France and all that, but it'll be most 359 00:30:06,690 --> 00:30:07,690 inconvenient. 360 00:30:08,150 --> 00:30:10,250 And yes, Colonel, I know. 361 00:30:10,450 --> 00:30:13,830 It is inconvenient for the poor departed Gaspar, too. 362 00:30:14,390 --> 00:30:18,150 Fortunately, the general will be buried in his village cemetery. 363 00:30:18,790 --> 00:30:23,370 And equally fortunately, that is an area easy to secure, so we should be able to 364 00:30:23,370 --> 00:30:28,070 get it all over with the minimum of fuss and rapidly go back to the real 365 00:30:28,070 --> 00:30:29,410 business of government. 366 00:30:40,300 --> 00:30:41,520 The lighting is very pretty. 367 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,400 Either you're not well, or you're both somewhere else. 368 00:30:57,220 --> 00:30:58,940 And somewhere else is where we ought to be. 369 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,300 Practically had to drag me there. 370 00:31:10,410 --> 00:31:12,510 I mean, why should I want to go to a show like that, huh? 371 00:31:15,330 --> 00:31:16,750 I'm a girl. I'm a girl. 372 00:31:20,110 --> 00:31:22,890 I am a girl, and I will not let that fact go unnoticed. 373 00:31:23,930 --> 00:31:24,930 She is a girl. 374 00:31:25,430 --> 00:31:26,430 Indisputably. 375 00:31:26,510 --> 00:31:30,830 All right, Purdy, we've taken a vote on it, and you're quite definitely a girl. 376 00:31:36,430 --> 00:31:40,030 Of course, the vote wasn't necessarily unanimous. 377 00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:48,420 Gay Perry. 378 00:32:18,380 --> 00:32:20,920 Look, there's something bothering you, right? Right. And there's something 379 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:21,920 bothering you, right? 380 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:26,060 Right. Then why don't you both bring your bothers out into the open and 381 00:32:26,060 --> 00:32:27,060 them? 382 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:29,560 General Gaspar. 383 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:31,800 But what? 384 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:33,100 I don't know. I'm not sure. 385 00:32:33,820 --> 00:32:34,820 The photograph. 386 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,400 The photograph, right. 387 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,260 The photograph of Gaspar that the assassin was carrying. 388 00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:40,319 That's too new. 389 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:41,320 Right. 390 00:32:41,540 --> 00:32:42,540 Right. 391 00:32:42,900 --> 00:32:46,520 The target was 30 years old. But the photo was bang up to date. Right. 392 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,380 Right. Which means? 393 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:54,240 The assassin got it out of some recent file, because... He wanted to kill 394 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:57,160 Gaspar, even though he was no longer a serving officer. 395 00:32:57,380 --> 00:32:58,179 Right, right. 396 00:32:58,180 --> 00:33:00,000 Right. You've been a great help. 397 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:01,820 Where has it got you? 398 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:04,800 Nowhere. 399 00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:07,960 You're still a girl. 400 00:33:40,620 --> 00:33:43,460 I doubt if the security perimeter will extend this far. 401 00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:45,860 But just in case, I will remain here. 402 00:33:46,580 --> 00:33:48,520 Give me a good man to protect my back. 403 00:33:49,020 --> 00:33:50,200 That's my boy. 404 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:58,280 Well, my son, we are almost at the moment we spoke of so many years ago. 405 00:33:58,620 --> 00:34:02,660 A few hours from now, the world will be a very different place. 406 00:34:03,340 --> 00:34:08,560 It will be our world, our policies, our ideologies. 407 00:34:09,679 --> 00:34:12,040 Always supposing there is still a world left. 408 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:19,880 Father. 409 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:23,540 Shoot straight and well. 410 00:34:24,639 --> 00:34:25,639 I will. 411 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:28,080 Goodbye, my son. 412 00:34:59,820 --> 00:35:02,440 We are restricting the mourner to close relatives only. 413 00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,580 Fortunately, General Gaspar left few of those. 414 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:08,920 So, close relatives in the first car. 415 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:12,420 The second car carrying representatives from the military and the government. 416 00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:15,080 The third car will carry the president. 417 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,880 I suppose he does have to alight from the car. 418 00:35:19,340 --> 00:35:22,980 It would be unthinkable for him not to lay a wreath. The papers would be onto 419 00:35:22,980 --> 00:35:25,840 right away. The military would take it as an insult. All hell! 420 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:31,080 Would be let loose. What I'm trying to achieve, Minister, is for no hell to be 421 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:32,080 let loose. 422 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,680 Not the smallest whiff of women's home. 423 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:40,660 The cemetery is a difficult place to control. 424 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:42,680 Easy for someone to hide. 425 00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:48,060 And I want it thoroughly searched one hour before the funeral takes place. 426 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,500 Then held secure. 427 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,480 It will be a small ceremony, not easy to cover. 428 00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:58,280 So the president will only be out of his car for a few seconds. 429 00:35:59,580 --> 00:36:04,140 I insist that you use all your power to persuade the president. 430 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:10,620 If not, if anything should go wrong, you will share the responsibility. 431 00:36:11,060 --> 00:36:15,020 Well, I... I shall speak to him. 432 00:36:15,460 --> 00:36:16,460 Good. 433 00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:18,120 All right, gentlemen. 434 00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:22,240 Let us pray for a quick burial and no problems. 435 00:36:50,730 --> 00:36:52,070 An air of gloom. 436 00:36:52,650 --> 00:36:54,750 I detected it as soon as I entered. 437 00:36:55,390 --> 00:36:57,350 We Frenchmen are sensitive that way. 438 00:36:57,730 --> 00:36:59,090 An air of failure. 439 00:36:59,790 --> 00:37:02,790 A battle cannot be lost until it has been fought. 440 00:37:03,550 --> 00:37:04,990 Someone once said that. 441 00:37:05,310 --> 00:37:08,810 Sir Everington Steed, a relative of mine, he was a Waterloo. 442 00:37:09,030 --> 00:37:10,390 Well, that sets a precedent. 443 00:37:10,710 --> 00:37:12,250 Waterloo was nice and straightforward. 444 00:37:12,850 --> 00:37:13,990 Musketry, sabres. 445 00:37:14,210 --> 00:37:15,210 An hour off for lunch. 446 00:37:15,490 --> 00:37:16,490 Two hours. 447 00:37:16,790 --> 00:37:18,490 Don't forget you were fighting the French. 448 00:37:20,330 --> 00:37:25,370 Some good has come of it all. They have woken up at last at the ministry, and 449 00:37:25,370 --> 00:37:27,390 they are allowing me to tighten up security. 450 00:37:28,370 --> 00:37:32,630 The president's public engagements have been cut down to a minimum. 451 00:37:32,910 --> 00:37:34,990 Is that where you're going now, a public engagement? 452 00:37:35,350 --> 00:37:36,370 Hence the uniform. 453 00:37:36,810 --> 00:37:37,810 Very chic. 454 00:37:38,110 --> 00:37:39,110 Will it be fun? 455 00:37:40,410 --> 00:37:41,410 Hardly. 456 00:37:42,570 --> 00:37:44,170 General Gaspar's funeral. 457 00:37:54,050 --> 00:37:55,050 Funeral? 458 00:38:01,090 --> 00:38:03,470 The first assassin killed an old general. 459 00:38:03,730 --> 00:38:05,010 A revered old general. 460 00:38:05,330 --> 00:38:07,010 He was bound to be buried in style. 461 00:38:07,430 --> 00:38:09,210 With full military honor. 462 00:38:09,510 --> 00:38:11,930 The president will obviously be there. 463 00:38:12,350 --> 00:38:14,230 That could be cause and effect. 464 00:38:15,010 --> 00:38:16,730 Planned. And set up. 465 00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:26,540 Perfect for set -up. 466 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,000 Ideal for a sniper. 467 00:38:32,220 --> 00:38:34,200 Colonel Martin seems to have everything under control. 468 00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:45,640 I'd say that was a... A grave moment? 469 00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:47,760 Speed. 470 00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,380 It's okay. They're okay. 471 00:38:50,340 --> 00:38:52,040 Take three men and look around at the church. 472 00:38:53,140 --> 00:38:54,140 Steed. 473 00:38:55,140 --> 00:38:56,660 Steve, what are you doing here? 474 00:38:57,220 --> 00:38:58,980 I came to pay my respects to the General. 475 00:39:02,260 --> 00:39:03,260 Crest like that? 476 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:06,280 Come on, Steve. 477 00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:07,440 The real reason. 478 00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:09,120 An idea. 479 00:39:09,420 --> 00:39:10,520 It may not mean anything. 480 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:13,520 If you have an idea, I'd like to hear it. 481 00:39:14,220 --> 00:39:15,220 Gaspar's death. 482 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:17,200 It could be a set -up. 483 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:20,000 Eh? The President is coming here to honour him. 484 00:39:20,260 --> 00:39:21,360 Out into the open. 485 00:39:21,980 --> 00:39:23,200 I have Titan security. 486 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:24,920 I'm sure you have. 487 00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:27,360 But three extra helping hands? 488 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:29,960 Be my guest. 489 00:39:31,140 --> 00:39:32,660 I'll get my men to check again. 490 00:39:33,820 --> 00:39:35,240 I'll check the approach roads. 491 00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:39,560 I'll go look in the woods. 492 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,080 I'll check over here. 493 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,620 Steed? I'm on the western perimeter. 494 00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,400 Nothing. Nor me. 495 00:40:12,300 --> 00:40:14,380 Eleven o 'clock. One hour to go. 496 00:40:14,860 --> 00:40:15,860 Keep checking. 497 00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:40,840 You, my friend, could shake my arm and spoil my aim. 498 00:41:29,270 --> 00:41:30,310 Gambit? Come in. 499 00:41:31,030 --> 00:41:32,030 It's almost twelve. 500 00:41:32,550 --> 00:41:33,550 I know. 501 00:41:34,070 --> 00:41:35,270 I haven't found a thing. 502 00:41:35,610 --> 00:41:36,610 Nor me. 503 00:41:37,030 --> 00:41:39,870 Listen, everything seems to be all right here. I'm coming over to join you. 504 00:41:40,110 --> 00:41:41,110 I'd be delighted. 505 00:41:41,410 --> 00:41:43,050 Apart from that, it's a good idea. 506 00:41:43,630 --> 00:41:45,770 You'll be on the only high ground for miles. 507 00:41:46,130 --> 00:41:48,410 I'm going to keep patrolling the approach roads. 508 00:41:50,010 --> 00:41:51,010 Okay. 509 00:43:07,980 --> 00:43:08,980 Nothing at all. 510 00:43:10,860 --> 00:43:12,720 I think we misread the whole thing, Gambit. 511 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:15,080 Maybe. 512 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,540 Five more minutes or so and it'll all be over. 513 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:19,760 Maybe. 514 00:43:38,300 --> 00:43:39,300 Swan. 515 00:43:39,780 --> 00:43:40,780 Swan. 516 00:43:43,740 --> 00:43:44,740 What time is it? 517 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:46,419 About twelve. 518 00:43:46,420 --> 00:43:47,420 The exact time? 519 00:43:48,260 --> 00:43:49,260 One minute after. 520 00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:50,440 One minute after? 521 00:43:50,900 --> 00:43:51,900 The church. 522 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,380 Steed! Steed! 523 00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:56,920 The church bell! It didn't chime! It didn't chime! 524 00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:02,600 Oh, Gambit. Come on. 525 00:46:58,860 --> 00:47:01,160 Without a hitch. And dead on time. 526 00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:03,340 Despite that clock. 527 00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:05,380 The clock's long. 528 00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,780 Probably an English clockmaker. 529 00:47:27,850 --> 00:47:28,850 Gratitude. 530 00:47:32,050 --> 00:47:33,050 Oh. 531 00:47:37,290 --> 00:47:39,230 And a banquet tonight, hmm? 532 00:47:39,550 --> 00:47:41,130 I shall send a car for you all. 533 00:47:41,430 --> 00:47:44,810 I know a place where grenouille and cailloux are superb. 534 00:47:45,170 --> 00:47:47,410 And the liquor d 'Orléans, magnificent. 535 00:47:47,930 --> 00:47:48,930 See you later. 536 00:47:54,270 --> 00:47:55,730 That's Frog's legs and snails. 537 00:47:57,240 --> 00:47:58,960 Yes, well, it's still the cure. 538 00:48:00,060 --> 00:48:04,220 Firewater and snake venom fits very, very good. There's a dead viper coiled 539 00:48:04,220 --> 00:48:05,220 the bottle. 540 00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:10,060 Mes amis, there's a VIP on his way up to offer decorations upon you all. 541 00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:13,120 Decorations? 542 00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,100 Honours. Medals? 543 00:48:15,700 --> 00:48:16,780 I wonder what they'll be. 544 00:48:17,260 --> 00:48:18,260 Croix de guerre. 545 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:19,560 Les gens d 'honneur. 546 00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:22,100 Les Siberian stars. 547 00:48:43,690 --> 00:48:45,090 The Mongolian medal. 548 00:48:49,510 --> 00:48:55,350 And for you, the little mothers of the earth, 549 00:48:55,610 --> 00:49:01,430 and tractor drivers and heavy industry award. 550 00:49:05,310 --> 00:49:07,770 For France. For us. 551 00:49:08,890 --> 00:49:10,150 For the world. 552 00:49:11,820 --> 00:49:12,960 Full service is rendered. 553 00:49:23,060 --> 00:49:27,020 If MI5 were to hear about these... Oh, well. 554 00:49:28,100 --> 00:49:34,580 Now, a very special Steed Award... To my... To myself... 555 00:49:34,580 --> 00:49:36,820 And to my very dear friend. 556 00:49:37,420 --> 00:49:38,420 Aha. 557 00:49:53,340 --> 00:49:55,420 Merci, mademoiselle.